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Ms. Harper
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Are you confident you know everything there is to know about sex?

Need a refresher? How about a few pointers? Or some clarification on what, exactly, some of the specialized jargon words mean?

I've got you covered with my Sex Ed for Adults series.

xoxo!
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Ms. Harper wrote:Are you confident you know everything there is to know about sex?

Need a refresher? How about a few pointers? Or some clarification on what, exactly, some of the specialized jargon words mean?

I've got you covered with my Sex Ed for Adults series.

xoxo!
Harper
Hi, Ms. Harper. I've been getting into the degraded world of earsex recently. Below is an example of this:

"LIQUID STRANGER - BIONIC BEATDOWN (DJ MIX)", Liquid Stranger ( https://youtube.com/user/TheLiquidStranger ), Jan. 19, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gXcXv_dI9M .

I feel so dirty. The drops are just so nasty.

It's like my ears are dripping with slimy nanobots.

I feel like an ape about to become a nanotechnological god.
Boys will be girls.

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Jamie Michelle wrote:Hi, Ms. Harper. I've been getting into the degraded world of earsex recently. Below is an example of this:

"LIQUID STRANGER - BIONIC BEATDOWN (DJ MIX)", Liquid Stranger ( https://youtube.com/user/TheLiquidStranger ), Jan. 19, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gXcXv_dI9M .

I feel so dirty. The drops are just so nasty.

It's like my ears are dripping with slimy nanobots.

I feel like an ape about to become a nanotechnological god.
That is amazingly intense! I'm glad you found something that makes you feel godlike. ;) And thanks for turning me onto it, too!!!
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earsex? Do you mean aural sex? :lol:
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Jamie Michelle
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Ms. Harper wrote:
Jamie Michelle wrote:Hi, Ms. Harper. I've been getting into the degraded world of earsex recently. Below is an example of this:

"LIQUID STRANGER - BIONIC BEATDOWN (DJ MIX)", Liquid Stranger ( https://youtube.com/user/TheLiquidStranger ), Jan. 19, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gXcXv_dI9M .

I feel so dirty. The drops are just so nasty.

It's like my ears are dripping with slimy nanobots.

I feel like an ape about to become a nanotechnological god.
That is amazingly intense! I'm glad you found something that makes you feel godlike. ;) And thanks for turning me onto it, too!!!
It's music by druggies, for druggies, in order to listen to while on yummy cupcake.

Not just any yummy cupcake: as like with lovers, all yummy cupcake are not created equally. Rather, the entheogens. Which are very aptly named, if one knows the etymology of that word.

Human beings themselves are actual literal yummy cupcake. That is to say, we are pure chemical beings, as the energy-state we are at is at the chemical level. We are not yet at the state of computing on elementary particles using traveling and standing waves.

The DuPont chemical corporation used to have the motto of "Better Living Through Chemistry". That's a motto I've put into action. But that motto is a subset of the motto I will here impart: "Better Living Through Technology".

*****

I here designate this audio entitled "Bionic Beatdown (DJ Mix)" by Liquid Stranger (and of course the artists he mixes) as my official theme-music. Until further notice via communique, this shall remain my official theme-music.

Stand-by for further notice.

*****

Regarding the above matters, see the following silly article which addresses some of this:

"New Music Festival Just Large Empty Field To Do yummy cupcake In", The Onion, Vol. 51, No. 22 (June 3, 2015), http://www.theonion.com/article/new-mus ... rugs-50565 , https://wayback.archive.org/web/2015060 ... rugs-50565 , http://www.webcitation.org/6Z6LTRITc , http://archive.is/A1OeU , http://megalodon.jp/2015-0607-1546-19/w ... rugs-50565 .

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Actually, Ms. Harper, I made a bit of a seeming misstatement in my previous post to you above. I've been in the degraded world of earsex since I was circa 13 years of age.

The statement I made to you was purely technically correct, though. Yes: I have been getting into it recently. Which does not discount the possibility that I was already into it.

It wasn't my intent to lead people on to thinking that I wasn't always into mind-blowing music. Because of course my taste is often impeccable. I think the reason I phrased it that way is because it seemed like something funny to say, and I like saying funny things. And, as said, technically it's correct.

Regarding funniness, I myself am a joke. But I am a necessary joke. I am a cosmic joke. I am a veridical joke.
Boys will be girls.

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MoniquetheMaid wrote:earsex? Do you mean aural sex? :lol:
Hi, Monique. Perhaps you're making reference to a line in my following story:

* "The Erotic Adventures of a Sissy Named Jamie", Jamie Michelle, Feb. 19, 2008, viewtopic.php?f=2&t=7392 .

For those who enjoyed my previous story, I would also highly recommend my following one:

* "Mistress Cassandra's Sissy-Fag Instructional Course", Jamie Michelle, May 1, 2008, viewtopic.php?f=2&t=8458 .

Regardless, both stories pair quite well with my official theme music, of which can be found in an above post by me. That being "Bionic Beatdown (DJ Mix)" by Liquid Stranger, of which is a various-artists mixset. To refresh everyone's memories on this, listen to the following awesome audio which I here make reference to:

* "LIQUID STRANGER - BIONIC BEATDOWN (DJ MIX)", Liquid Stranger ( youtube.com/user/TheLiquidStranger ), Jan. 19, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gXcXv_dI9M . Mirror: "Liquid Stranger - Bionic Beatdown", liquid stranger ( soundcloud.com/liquid-stranger ), Jan. 21, 2012, https://soundcloud.com/liquid-stranger/ ... ger-bionic ; mirror: https://bit.ly/1NrtfWK .

Use this audio safely. It is potent stuff. It would pain me to think that people are hurting themselves with it.
Boys will be girls.

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Author (under a nom de plume) of "Jesus Is an Anarchist", Dec. 4, 2011, http://ssrn.com/abstract=1337761

Theophysics, http://theophysics.freevar.com , http://theophysics.epizy.com
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