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While I am going to be a birthday girl in two weeks, I don't want to be the only one getting presents, having fun, and celebrating... No. I want YOU to be a part of the festivities, so I am going to be giving you some gifts in order to spread the birthday spirit - from posting some free audios and gurly posts here and on my blog to giving you some special treats for spending time with me.

If you're wondering why I want to bestow some birthday goodies upon you, I explain my reasons over at http://www.fetishphonesexcalls.com/2016 ... -part-one/ - and you'll quickly discover that it's all about how I feel about YOU!

I'll be outlining your birthday treats in my Friday (July 15) evening post, so make your plans for having some girly fun with yours truly!!

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Empress EmmaJane wrote:While I am going to be a birthday girl in two weeks, I don't want to be the only one getting presents, having fun, and celebrating... No. I want YOU to be a part of the festivities, so I am going to be giving you some gifts in order to spread the birthday spirit - from posting some free audios and gurly posts here and on my blog to giving you some special treats for spending time with me.

If you're wondering why I want to bestow some birthday goodies upon you, I explain my reasons over at http://www.fetishphonesexcalls.com/2016 ... -part-one/ - and you'll quickly discover that it's all about how I feel about YOU!

I'll be outlining your birthday treats in my Friday (July 15) evening post, so make your plans for having some girly fun with yours truly!!

http://eroticaudios.com/content/EmmaJan ... AndYou.mp3
Happy upcoming birthday, Empress EmmaJane! Yippee! Thanks for letting us sissies know!

And thank you for the very sweet sentiments that you expressed in your above audio recording!

I believe the following must be the July 15 post you make reference to in you above post:

* EmmaJane, "Birthday Booty for Everyone! The Details…", July 15, 2016, http://www.fetishphonesexcalls.com/2016 ... e-details/ .

If I recall correctly, I believe Congress recently passed a law that everyone has to listen to the following song on their birthday, by everyone's favorite folk singer Stinky Wizzleteats:

* "'Happy Happy Joy Joy' - Stinky Wizzleteats | The Ren & Stimpy Show | The Splat", The Splat (thesplattube), Nov. 16, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc .

So don't forget, Mistress EmmaJane! Remember: happiness is mandatory!
Boys will be girls.

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Jamie Michelle wrote:Happy upcoming birthday, Empress EmmaJane! Yippee! Thanks for letting us sissies know!

And thank you for the very sweet sentiments that you expressed in your above audio recording!

I believe the following must be the July 15 post you make reference to in you above post:

* EmmaJane, "Birthday Booty for Everyone! The Details…", July 15, 2016, http://www.fetishphonesexcalls.com/2016 ... e-details/ .

If I recall correctly, I believe Congress recently passed a law that everyone has to listen to the following song on their birthday, by everyone's favorite folk singer Stinky Wizzleteats:

* "'Happy Happy Joy Joy' - Stinky Wizzleteats | The Ren & Stimpy Show | The Splat", The Splat (thesplattube), Nov. 16, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc .

So don't forget, Mistress EmmaJane! Remember: happiness is mandatory!
Thank you for the lovely wishes, Ms. Jamie Michelle! You are such a sweetheart.

Yes. You are correct. The post to which I was referring is in fact the one at **http://www.fetishphonesexcalls.com/2016 ... ne-details** and it is the second of a two-parter of my birthday sentiments.

Thank you so much for the Ren and Stimpy link! The first time I ever saw that, I laughed SO hard! I just love the craziness that is always guaranteed by those two.

As far as mandatory happiness goes, that would be so easily guaranteed if I could just have this for my birthday: **https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl4bREL ... SUjJvR_ZPj** Forget blowing out candles... :wink: Talk about being a happy birthday girl!!
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Empress EmmaJane wrote:
Jamie Michelle wrote:Happy upcoming birthday, Empress EmmaJane! Yippee! Thanks for letting us sissies know!

And thank you for the very sweet sentiments that you expressed in your above audio recording!

I believe the following must be the July 15 post you make reference to in you above post:

* EmmaJane, "Birthday Booty for Everyone! The Details…", July 15, 2016, http://www.fetishphonesexcalls.com/2016 ... e-details/ .

If I recall correctly, I believe Congress recently passed a law that everyone has to listen to the following song on their birthday, by everyone's favorite folk singer Stinky Wizzleteats:

* "'Happy Happy Joy Joy' - Stinky Wizzleteats | The Ren & Stimpy Show | The Splat", The Splat (thesplattube), Nov. 16, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc .

So don't forget, Mistress EmmaJane! Remember: happiness is mandatory!
Thank you for the lovely wishes, Ms. Jamie Michelle! You are such a sweetheart.

Yes. You are correct. The post to which I was referring is in fact the one at **http://www.fetishphonesexcalls.com/2016 ... ne-details** and it is the second of a two-parter of my birthday sentiments.

Thank you so much for the Ren and Stimpy link! The first time I ever saw that, I laughed SO hard! I just love the craziness that is always guaranteed by those two.
Well, of course, Empress EmmaJane. Ren and Stimpy are a gay couple. Gay people are funny. It seems like a simple equation to me.
As far as mandatory happiness goes, that would be so easily guaranteed if I could just have this for my birthday: **https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl4bREL ... SUjJvR_ZPj** Forget blowing out candles... :wink: Talk about being a happy birthday girl!![/b]
Your wish is my command, Empress EmmaJane. I usually work with a Saudi clientele, but I've selected a strong man to give you a happy surprise on your birthday! Yay!

Teehee.
Boys will be girls.

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Empress EmmaJane, today is the wondrous day of your birthday! Yippee!

On this special day of yours, I wish to share with you a happy, uplifting song from a more innocent time. The following was my favorite song as a cupcake, by my favorite artist at the time, from the album 9 to 5 and Odd Jobs (1980):

* "Dolly Parton - 9 To 5", DollyPartonVEVO, Mar. 15, 2014, youtube.com/watch?v=UbxUSsFXYo4 ; Dolly-Parton-9-To-5.mp4 , 11340918 bytes, MD5: 04a77f7c3194238298610da2770b304d, http://www.freezepage.com/1469963502ZDGBKKBELQ , https://wayback.archive.org/web/2016073 ... i=2bjdmyau , https://mirrorcreator.com/files/1QRXD4YV/ .

I loved Dolly so very much when I was little! I had one of her cassettes (I forget which one, but it featured her song "9 to 5") that I used to play very often on my little Sharp boombox (I also had an Alvin and the Chipmunks cassette that I would often play on it). Her song "9 to 5" was my favorite song in the world. Whenever it came on, I had a special dance that I would always do. Basically it involved me wildly motioning my arms and legs up and down while spinning around in circles. I would feel so happy and elated doing my special dance to her "9 to 5"! Yay!

Happy birthday, Empress EmmaJane!
Boys will be girls.

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Jamie Michelle wrote:Your wish is my command, Empress EmmaJane. I usually work with a Saudi clientele, but I've selected a strong man to give you a happy surprise on your birthday! Yay!

Teehee.
So, Jamie Michelle, where is that hot birthday man? ;) ...And just so you know, I'm like a one-woman United Nations when it comes to my affinity for and enjoyment of men, so if you work with any hunky Saudis... Well, count me in!
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Jamie Michelle wrote:Empress EmmaJane, today is the wondrous day of your birthday! Yippee!

On this special day of yours, I wish to share with you a happy, uplifting song from a more innocent time. The following was my favorite song as a cupcake, by my favorite artist at the time, from the album 9 to 5 and Odd Jobs (1980):

* "Dolly Parton - 9 To 5", DollyPartonVEVO, Mar. 15, 2014, youtube.com/watch?v=UbxUSsFXYo4 ; Dolly-Parton-9-To-5.mp4 , 11340918 bytes, MD5: 04a77f7c3194238298610da2770b304d, http://www.freezepage.com/1469963502ZDGBKKBELQ , https://wayback.archive.org/web/2016073 ... i=2bjdmyau , https://mirrorcreator.com/files/1QRXD4YV/ .

I loved Dolly so very much when I was little! I had one of her cassettes (I forget which one, but it featured her song "9 to 5") that I used to play very often on my little Sharp boombox (I also had an Alvin and the Chipmunks cassette that I would often play on it). Her song "9 to 5" was my favorite song in the world. Whenever it came on, I had a special dance that I would always do. Basically it involved me wildly motioning my arms and legs up and down while spinning around in circles. I would feel so happy and elated doing my special dance to her "9 to 5"! Yay!

Happy birthday, Empress EmmaJane!
My dear, sweet Jamie Michelle,

Thank you SO much for the Happy Birthday wishes! Your thoughtfulness is very touching and appreciated, as is the trip down Memory Lane to that hilarious cinematic team effort of Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin, as well as that well-played theme song. ;) What I would give to see you reliving the dance moves that brought you so much joy!! The kind of happiness you describe is so contagious and fulfilling, and feeling you radiate that would truly be a real treat.

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Empress EmmaJane wrote:
Jamie Michelle wrote:Your wish is my command, Empress EmmaJane. I usually work with a Saudi clientele, but I've selected a strong man to give you a happy surprise on your birthday! Yay!

Teehee.
So, Jamie Michelle, where is that hot birthday man? ;) ...And just so you know, I'm like a one-woman United Nations when it comes to my affinity for and enjoyment of men, so if you work with any hunky Saudis... Well, count me in!
Oh, regarding that, Empress EmmaJane--the funniest thing happened. I had a shipment of studly Arabian men scheduled to arrive in time for your birthday, but the cargo container carrying them broke open and fell off the ship. The men then magically turned into mermen and swam off. I know--what is one to do, right? These things just sometimes happen when one is in this line of work.

Teehee!

I haven't been with an Arab man yet, but I've seen some hunky ones!
Boys will be girls.

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Empress EmmaJane wrote:
Jamie Michelle wrote:Empress EmmaJane, today is the wondrous day of your birthday! Yippee!

On this special day of yours, I wish to share with you a happy, uplifting song from a more innocent time. The following was my favorite song as a cupcake, by my favorite artist at the time, from the album 9 to 5 and Odd Jobs (1980):

* "Dolly Parton - 9 To 5", DollyPartonVEVO, Mar. 15, 2014, youtube.com/watch?v=UbxUSsFXYo4 ; Dolly-Parton-9-To-5.mp4 , 11340918 bytes, MD5: 04a77f7c3194238298610da2770b304d, http://www.freezepage.com/1469963502ZDGBKKBELQ , https://wayback.archive.org/web/2016073 ... i=2bjdmyau , https://mirrorcreator.com/files/1QRXD4YV/ .

I loved Dolly so very much when I was little! I had one of her cassettes (I forget which one, but it featured her song "9 to 5") that I used to play very often on my little Sharp boombox (I also had an Alvin and the Chipmunks cassette that I would often play on it). Her song "9 to 5" was my favorite song in the world. Whenever it came on, I had a special dance that I would always do. Basically it involved me wildly motioning my arms and legs up and down while spinning around in circles. I would feel so happy and elated doing my special dance to her "9 to 5"! Yay!

Happy birthday, Empress EmmaJane!
My dear, sweet Jamie Michelle,

Thank you SO much for the Happy Birthday wishes! Your thoughtfulness is very touching and appreciated, as is the trip down Memory Lane to that hilarious cinematic team effort of Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin, as well as that well-played theme song. ;) What I would give to see you reliving the dance moves that brought you so much joy!! The kind of happiness you describe is so contagious and fulfilling, and feeling you radiate that would truly be a real treat.
Thank you for your very kind words, Empress EmmaJane! They mean a lot to me. I've been pretty lonely while trying to get over my breakup with Len, and so it's nice to be able to talk with others on the excellent Sissy School forum.
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Jamie Michelle wrote:Thank you for your very kind words, Empress EmmaJane! They mean a lot to me. I've been pretty lonely while trying to get over my breakup with Len, and so it's nice to be able to talk with others on the excellent Sissy School forum.
Dearest, sweetest, most thoughtful Jamie Michelle...

I know how difficult it is when you experience a break-up, and the pain doesn't just go away after it is done, regardless of who initiated it or if it was mutual.

Despite the way you may feel about the fact that you and Len are no longer together, remember that you are a wonderful person, you have SO much to offer the right man, there IS a man out there who will love you the way you deserve, Len (or any man with whom you've been involved but no longer are) is the one who is really losing out here, and you deserve your knight in shining armor!

Hang in there, my sweet. It may not seem like it now, but things will change and someone else will come along in time. Nothing in Life is static, and it's far to short to settle. Chin up, my girl!! :)
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Empress EmmaJane wrote:
Jamie Michelle wrote:Thank you for your very kind words, Empress EmmaJane! They mean a lot to me. I've been pretty lonely while trying to get over my breakup with Len, and so it's nice to be able to talk with others on the excellent Sissy School forum.
Dearest, sweetest, most thoughtful Jamie Michelle...

I know how difficult it is when you experience a break-up, and the pain doesn't just go away after it is done, regardless of who initiated it or if it was mutual.

Despite the way you may feel about the fact that you and Len are no longer together, remember that you are a wonderful person, you have SO much to offer the right man, there IS a man out there who will love you the way you deserve, Len (or any man with whom you've been involved but no longer are) is the one who is really losing out here, and you deserve your knight in shining armor!

Hang in there, my sweet. It may not seem like it now, but things will change and someone else will come along in time. Nothing in Life is static, and it's far to short to settle. Chin up, my girl!! :)
Thanks, Empress EmmaJane! You always know just the right things to say.

I go through spells still, but overall I feel a good deal better than during the initial break-up. Although the bad spells can even today be pretty soul-crushing.

I thought that with Len we would grow old together. I thought my search was over. Because that is what he lead me to believe. With Paul, I knew it couldn't truly be long-term with us, because Paul didn't want others to know his love for me. Paul leaving me hurt so much, and I cried a lot. But Paul never lied to me. So I understood it and could come to terms with it. But Len leaving me made me feel like I was being ripped apart from the inside of my chest outward--but non-stop, the pain never ending.

I loved so much being with my two previous guys steady. Casual sex these days doesn't hold any interest for me. I hope someday that I can find a nice man to settle-down with.
Boys will be girls.

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