In the Female Ruled Future may there be male Calendar Girls?

[whyguys1]

A caption on another site gave me impetus to pen this parody of the old Neil Sedaka song "Calendar Girl".

Hope some talented Mistress here might like to record it... (pronouns and certain words may be switched if you would rather it from the Female Master's viewpoint)


January... i started out as a man
February... my girlfriend formed a different plan
March... She marched me sternly to Her home
April... in Playboy Bunny suit She had me roam.

O Yeah o yeah In frilly dresses I twirl
She loves She loves She loves me as HER Calendar Girl - Every Day Every Day... I'm now in tears.


May... Now She has me dressed in a gown for Prom
June... i clean house and curtsey for Her Mom
July... my face with lipstick and blush is all aglow
August... and on the beach my bikini tanlines show

O Yeah o yeah In satin skirts I must twirl
She loves She loves She loves me as HER Calendar Girl - Every Day - i MUST OBEY... I'm all in tears.


September... only in female attire before Her friends i'm seen
October... SHE's Romeo i'm Juliet on Halloween.
November... She brags She's thankful i've only girlish clothes
December... my gift's a bra adorned with Christmas bows

O Yeah o yeah In black lace teddy I twirl
She loves She loves She loves me as HER Calendar Girl - EVERY DAY - A GIRL I'LL STAY... i'm SO IN TEARS !!!!

[Empress Josephine]

hahahaha I love it and got great visuals from this! The tune is clearly in my head. All I need now is a pretty little sissy dressed up and dancing on cam for me. Will that be you?

[_Davina_]

GREAT version, I love it. That would be so awesome.

[whyguys1]

Thanks for the comments... after 2+ weeks of no comments, assumed it was not well-received. Happy to see some found it amusing.

[Empress Josephine]

It would have much more impact if you recorded it for us! lol Even MORE if you put on a cute little outfit, sang it and danced at the same time! I know I would enjoy watching that and I double dare you!

[brittneyjune]

4 days since last cummi

That would be super hot. Make a bunch of sissys submit pictures for a calander. That would be so humiliating.

[Empress Josephine]

brittneyjune wrote:
> 4 days since last cummi
>
> That would be super hot. Make a bunch of sissys submit pictures for a
> calander. That would be so humiliating.


that's a great idea! lets work on it.

[brittneyjune]

7 days since last cummi

brittneyjune wrote:
Make a bunch of sissys submit pictures for a
calander. That would be so humiliating.

Empress Josephine wrote:
that's a great idea! lets work on it.

What does brittany june needs to do to make it happen Goddess?

[whyguys1]

Empress Josephine wrote:
> It would have much more impact if you recorded it for us! lol Even MORE if
> you put on a cute little outfit, sang it and danced at the same time! I
> know I would enjoy watching that and I double dare you!


Empress Josephine...

*blush* thank You for the kind assessment... however that would not only cause sales of plastic baggies to soar, it would also cause considerable decline in all interest of things found at this site. Seeing me do this would be like staring at the sun. It could bring about blindness, or at minimum the desire for such.

[whyguys1]

Empress Josephine wrote:
> brittneyjune wrote:
> > 4 days since last cummi
> >
> > That would be super hot. Make a bunch of sissys submit pictures for a
> > calander. That would be so humiliating.
>
>
> that's a great idea! lets work on it.


ps Should have seen the parody i had for "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"!