Hello, Ladies...from Sir Mathew

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Mmmmmm yummie Sir Mathew!!

SirMathew wrote:An audio, from me to you, about why I love you all so much.

http://eroticaudios.com/content/Mathew/HelloLadies.mp3
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wow, that wasn't very good.
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rehabin wrote:wow, that wasn't very good.
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Wow, that wasn't very polite. Didn't you learn growing up if you don't have anything nice to say...

Sir Mathew is our newest member of LDW and I believe his first audio so people lets try not to be so bitchy ok :)

rehabin wrote:wow, that wasn't very good.
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The Head Nurse just loved dropping by to see Doctor Mathew :shock:
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...and the Doctor is always happy to see the Head Nurse in his office.
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SirMathew wrote:An audio, from me to you, about why I love you all so much.

http://eroticaudios.com/content/Mathew/HelloLadies.mp3
Hi, Sir Mathew. Welcome to Sissy School! It's good to have you aboard!

My first sexual experience was with my best friend when I was cupcake, and his name is Matthew. His name is spelled with two Ts, but he's still a phonetic and etymological Mathew.

It's nice that a male Master is now a part of Sissy School, given that there are so many men-lovers here. Although even some of the hunk-lovers here may be intimidated by you, since it's one thing to talk about men, but it's another thing to talk to men. So don't feel discouraged that many here may be shy when it comes to talking on the forum with you. I hope you'll feel free to join any discussions on the forum that catch your attention.

Regarding your audio recording, I bet you would be good at "cultivat[ing]" my inner womanhood. You could help me "discover," and "develop into the kind of woman" I want to be: on her back with her legs up in the air! You'd help me "bloom" by wattering me with loads of cum! Teehee.

And, mmm, "nasty sex"--I love that!

Thank you for this audio recording, Sir Mathew!

By the way, you have a nice voice. But to here offer you some helpful advice, the audio-quality of your recordings will greatly benefit from the advice I offer in my below post:

"Re: Ohhhhh, I KNOW WHAT SISSIES LOVE!!," Jamie Michelle, August 20, 2008 http://getgirlie.com/sissyforum/viewtopic.php?t=8867

To restate the pertinent portion of the above link:

As a tip so that one won't get that low-frequency noise due to gusts of air via vocalization (such as "popping Ps," i.e., plosives): attach some sort of batting material on the front of the microphone. If the microphone is one of the small computer ones, a cotton ball should be big enough to fit over the front (one can even shape the cotton ball, so that it fits down a little ways on the front of the microphone's shaft).

To make it look nicer, you can then wrap that with some highly breathable, light frabric and tie it off; then cut off any excess material.

What doing this will achieve is to prevent the gush of wind (due to vocalization) from hitting the microphone's diaphragm, and hence preventing it from bottoming out. Yet the airy batting material (such as cotton batting) will still allow the sound waves to get through just fine.

Experiment around with different configurations to find out what works best on your microphone.
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Just to mention something here, your voice sounds like Keanu Reeves, Mathew.

""
I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid ... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
""

Of course, the movie The Matrix is a metaphor for the reality that we live. It wasn't a warning about the future, anymore than George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four was. Rather, they both use exaggerated symbolism to describe the world at present.

In the Wachowski brothers' movie trilogy, the Matrix is a metaphor for government itself, as indicated by Neo's concluding speech in the first movie, among other themes found in the trilogy (such as Morpheus's speech to Neo when they first met, wherein Morpheus indirectly describes to Neo what the Matrix is; and the later "battery" speech by Morpheus after Neo has been extracted from the Matrix).

Interestingly, Larry Wachowski is transgendered, and now goes by the name of Lana Wachowski.

Mathew, by the way again, currently your website URL of YourKinkAdvisor.com in your signature isn't hyperlinked, and so people will have to copy-and-paste the URL text into their browser's address field in order to visit your website. If you instead write it as http://YourKinkAdvisor.com then it will show up as a hyperlink that people can merely click on.
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Jamie Michelle,

Thanks so much for your thoughtful and welcoming comments. Thanks, too, for the suggestion about the mic. Quite frankly, my mic sucks. I need to get a better one. But I'll give it a try until I do. It sounds like we could have a lot of fun helping you "develop into the kind of woman" you'd like to be. There's no better kind of woman that one who's on her back with her legs in the air :). It's interesting that you think I sound like Keanu Reeves. And you haven't even heard me say, "dude," which (for better or worse) I do. Though I like to think I use it ironically.

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SirMathew wrote:Jamie Michelle,

Thanks so much for your thoughtful and welcoming comments. Thanks, too, for the suggestion about the mic. Quite frankly, my mic sucks. I need to get a better one. But I'll give it a try until I do. It sounds like we could have a lot of fun helping you "develop into the kind of woman" you'd like to be. There's no better kind of woman that one who's on her back with her legs in the air :). It's interesting that you think I sound like Keanu Reeves. And you haven't even heard me say, "dude," which (for better or worse) I do. Though I like to think I use it ironically.

Sir M
You're welcome, Kean... er, Sir Mathew. Teehee.
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hello, sir Mat.
Its a pleasure to meet you.
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Love the comments by jamie Michelle and the response by Sir Mat... welcome to LDW Sir Mat !!
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Even though i am not into guys... i just had to listen to what you had to say!
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