Are you a fun sissy? How about a silly sissy? Hmmm, maybe you are a HORNY sissy?
Have you ever thought about becoming a humbled sissy?
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Become a Humbled Sissy!
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Hi, Ms. Delia! Thank you for this fun recording!EmpressDelia wrote: ↑Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:30 am Are you a fun sissy? How about a silly sissy? Hmmm, maybe you are a HORNY sissy?
Have you ever thought about becoming a humbled sissy?
http://eroticaudios.com/content/Delia/HumbledSissy.mp3
Listen to this audio to learn how for ms. Delia
To answer you foregoing questions, yes, I am a fun sissy! I'm a big bundle of sissy-pleasure! Yippee! And yes, I can get super-silly when I'm in my fun mood! Lord knows there's nothing sillier on this planet than a fun-loving super-silly-sissy! Woo! I'm a living Warner Bros. cartoon-character! But unfortunately the Warner Bros. executives made the decision to cut me out of their published cartoons because they thought that I was too unbelievable as a character--audiences just couldn't relate. So that bastard Bugs Bunny gets all the glory instead. Screw him! I've about had it with his crud! Oh, the stories I could tell you about him!
Teehee! Am I getting silly enough for you?! Haha!
And yes, I'm often a horny sissy! It's the manly-men who I daydream about! I loves me some good stud-loving! Oh, how much I do adore some wonderful man-love! Yay!
Also, what you refer to as "sissy-marbles" in your very nice recording--referring to a sissy-girl's little, useless testes--is what I call my outside-ovaries or my external-ovaries, as I like to analogize my anatomical homologues as being that of a genetic lady's, as many sissies like to do. Us sissy-girls like to think of our parts as being lady-parts! This just comes naturally to us sissies. It's what we do.
Now that you raise the matter, my ballsack is where I actually keep my marbles, so that I do not lose my marbles. As I hear that losing one's marbles is an event to be avoided. Hence, I keep my marbles in my ballsack, so that they will not be lost. I'm forward-thinking in that way. After all, where else ought one to keep one's marbles--of which are glass balls--than in one's ballsack?
Also, another interesting fact about me is that I keep my pistachios in my nutsack. It seems like the appropriate sack to keep them. As it would be rather insane to lose my marbles in my nutsack. Or, for that matter, to keep my nuts in my ballsack.
So as you can plainly see, Ms. Delia, the proper categorization of items into their appropriate sacks is important to me.
I'm glad that we could have this important and vital discussion, Ms. Delia. Yippee!
Pertaining to your last question above regarding being a humbled sissy: well, a genetic male admitting that they fantasize about the stud-pole and hugging and kissing beefy manly-men is a rather humiliating experience for a genetic male, all things considered. Yeah, a genetic male admitting that they daydream about big, veiny, throbbing, cum-spurting manly-man cocks running up balls-deep into their booty-hole and also slobbering all over those shafts of manly potency is a bit humbling, to say the least! It's very embarrassing for a male to admit to that, because of what is expected of us by larger society. As we are expected to have the mounting instincts, not the lordosis behavior--i.e., spreading our legs and presenting our little fag-cunnies to the actual butch males so that they can mount us; so that they can copulate with us. So for a male raised with the expectation to be a masculine-type male, that's a pretty humbling experience to come to terms with.
Oh, well. We don't get to choose our bodies. But being out of the closet nowadays is very nice to me because now I can dress in the feminine clothing that makes me feel wonderful and I can love the manly-men without having to worry about keeping it all hidden. And so just being able to live femininely feels very nice to me nowadays! Yay!
Thanks again for this recording, Ms. Delia!
Boys will be girls.
Author (under a nom de plume) of "Jesus Is an Anarchist", Dec. 4, 2011, http://ssrn.com/abstract=1337761
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Author (under a nom de plume) of "Jesus Is an Anarchist", Dec. 4, 2011, http://ssrn.com/abstract=1337761
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Another interesting detail about me is that I use Loctite on my screws, so that I won't have any screws loose. As that would be just plain screwy.Jamie Michelle wrote: ↑Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:12 pmHi, Ms. Delia! Thank you for this fun recording!EmpressDelia wrote: ↑Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:30 am Are you a fun sissy? How about a silly sissy? Hmmm, maybe you are a HORNY sissy?
Have you ever thought about becoming a humbled sissy?
http://eroticaudios.com/content/Delia/HumbledSissy.mp3
Listen to this audio to learn how for ms. Delia
To answer you foregoing questions, yes, I am a fun sissy! I'm a big bundle of sissy-pleasure! Yippee! And yes, I can get super-silly when I'm in my fun mood! Lord knows there's nothing sillier on this planet than a fun-loving super-silly-sissy! Woo! I'm a living Warner Bros. cartoon-character! But unfortunately the Warner Bros. executives made the decision to cut me out of their published cartoons because they thought that I was too unbelievable as a character--audiences just couldn't relate. So that bastard Bugs Bunny gets all the glory instead. Screw him! I've about had it with his crud! Oh, the stories I could tell you about him!
Teehee! Am I getting silly enough for you?! Haha!
And yes, I'm often a horny sissy! It's the manly-men who I daydream about! I loves me some good stud-loving! Oh, how much I do adore some wonderful man-love! Yay!
Also, what you refer to as "sissy-marbles" in your very nice recording--referring to a sissy-girl's little, useless testes--is what I call my outside-ovaries or my external-ovaries, as I like to analogize my anatomical homologues as being that of a genetic lady's, as many sissies like to do. Us sissy-girls like to think of our parts as being lady-parts! This just comes naturally to us sissies. It's what we do.
Now that you raise the matter, my ballsack is where I actually keep my marbles, so that I do not lose my marbles. As I hear that losing one's marbles is an event to be avoided. Hence, I keep my marbles in my ballsack, so that they will not be lost. I'm forward-thinking in that way. After all, where else ought one to keep one's marbles--of which are glass balls--than in one's ballsack?
Also, another interesting fact about me is that I keep my pistachios in my nutsack. It seems like the appropriate sack to keep them. As it would be rather insane to lose my marbles in my nutsack. Or, for that matter, to keep my nuts in my ballsack.
So as you can plainly see, Ms. Delia, the proper categorization of items into their appropriate sacks is important to me.
I'm glad that we could have this important and vital discussion, Ms. Delia. Yippee!
Pertaining to your last question above regarding being a humbled sissy: well, a genetic male admitting that they fantasize about the stud-pole and hugging and kissing beefy manly-men is a rather humiliating experience for a genetic male, all things considered. Yeah, a genetic male admitting that they daydream about big, veiny, throbbing, cum-spurting manly-man cocks running up balls-deep into their booty-hole and also slobbering all over those shafts of manly potency is a bit humbling, to say the least! It's very embarrassing for a male to admit to that, because of what is expected of us by larger society. As we are expected to have the mounting instincts, not the lordosis behavior--i.e., spreading our legs and presenting our little fag-cunnies to the actual butch males so that they can mount us; so that they can copulate with us. So for a male raised with the expectation to be a masculine-type male, that's a pretty humbling experience to come to terms with.
Oh, well. We don't get to choose our bodies. But being out of the closet nowadays is very nice to me because now I can dress in the feminine clothing that makes me feel wonderful and I can love the manly-men without having to worry about keeping it all hidden. And so just being able to live femininely feels very nice to me nowadays! Yay!
Thanks again for this recording, Ms. Delia!
Furthermore, I keep my hoes in my hoe-bag. Although I have to be careful not to trip and stumble while carrying my hoe-bag, since a hoe-bag is not actually a very practical or safe way in which to transport my hoes.
So as we can all clearly see, both sacks and bags play an important role in my life.
Boys will be girls.
Author (under a nom de plume) of "Jesus Is an Anarchist", Dec. 4, 2011, http://ssrn.com/abstract=1337761
Theophysics, http://theophysics.freevar.com , http://theophysics.epizy.com
Author (under a nom de plume) of "Jesus Is an Anarchist", Dec. 4, 2011, http://ssrn.com/abstract=1337761
Theophysics, http://theophysics.freevar.com , http://theophysics.epizy.com
- Jamie Michelle
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As tripping with my hoe-bag is liable to upset my bitches. Their barking might wake the neighbors (as it is often during the nocturnal hours that I'm dragging around my hoe-bag). It's important that I treat my bitches and hoes right.Jamie Michelle wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:43 amAnother interesting detail about me is that I use Loctite on my screws, so that I won't have any screws loose. As that would be just plain screwy.Jamie Michelle wrote: ↑Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:12 pmHi, Ms. Delia! Thank you for this fun recording!EmpressDelia wrote: ↑Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:30 am Are you a fun sissy? How about a silly sissy? Hmmm, maybe you are a HORNY sissy?
Have you ever thought about becoming a humbled sissy?
http://eroticaudios.com/content/Delia/HumbledSissy.mp3
Listen to this audio to learn how for ms. Delia
To answer you foregoing questions, yes, I am a fun sissy! I'm a big bundle of sissy-pleasure! Yippee! And yes, I can get super-silly when I'm in my fun mood! Lord knows there's nothing sillier on this planet than a fun-loving super-silly-sissy! Woo! I'm a living Warner Bros. cartoon-character! But unfortunately the Warner Bros. executives made the decision to cut me out of their published cartoons because they thought that I was too unbelievable as a character--audiences just couldn't relate. So that bastard Bugs Bunny gets all the glory instead. Screw him! I've about had it with his crud! Oh, the stories I could tell you about him!
Teehee! Am I getting silly enough for you?! Haha!
And yes, I'm often a horny sissy! It's the manly-men who I daydream about! I loves me some good stud-loving! Oh, how much I do adore some wonderful man-love! Yay!
Also, what you refer to as "sissy-marbles" in your very nice recording--referring to a sissy-girl's little, useless testes--is what I call my outside-ovaries or my external-ovaries, as I like to analogize my anatomical homologues as being that of a genetic lady's, as many sissies like to do. Us sissy-girls like to think of our parts as being lady-parts! This just comes naturally to us sissies. It's what we do.
Now that you raise the matter, my ballsack is where I actually keep my marbles, so that I do not lose my marbles. As I hear that losing one's marbles is an event to be avoided. Hence, I keep my marbles in my ballsack, so that they will not be lost. I'm forward-thinking in that way. After all, where else ought one to keep one's marbles--of which are glass balls--than in one's ballsack?
Also, another interesting fact about me is that I keep my pistachios in my nutsack. It seems like the appropriate sack to keep them. As it would be rather insane to lose my marbles in my nutsack. Or, for that matter, to keep my nuts in my ballsack.
So as you can plainly see, Ms. Delia, the proper categorization of items into their appropriate sacks is important to me.
I'm glad that we could have this important and vital discussion, Ms. Delia. Yippee!
Pertaining to your last question above regarding being a humbled sissy: well, a genetic male admitting that they fantasize about the stud-pole and hugging and kissing beefy manly-men is a rather humiliating experience for a genetic male, all things considered. Yeah, a genetic male admitting that they daydream about big, veiny, throbbing, cum-spurting manly-man cocks running up balls-deep into their booty-hole and also slobbering all over those shafts of manly potency is a bit humbling, to say the least! It's very embarrassing for a male to admit to that, because of what is expected of us by larger society. As we are expected to have the mounting instincts, not the lordosis behavior--i.e., spreading our legs and presenting our little fag-cunnies to the actual butch males so that they can mount us; so that they can copulate with us. So for a male raised with the expectation to be a masculine-type male, that's a pretty humbling experience to come to terms with.
Oh, well. We don't get to choose our bodies. But being out of the closet nowadays is very nice to me because now I can dress in the feminine clothing that makes me feel wonderful and I can love the manly-men without having to worry about keeping it all hidden. And so just being able to live femininely feels very nice to me nowadays! Yay!
Thanks again for this recording, Ms. Delia!
Furthermore, I keep my hoes in my hoe-bag. Although I have to be careful not to trip and stumble while carrying my hoe-bag, since a hoe-bag is not actually a very practical or safe way in which to transport my hoes.
By the way, Loctite also works wonders on my nuts. Not my pistachios, but my screwing nuts. Wouldn't want those coming off!
So as we can all clearly see, both sacks and bags play an important role in my life.
Boys will be girls.
Author (under a nom de plume) of "Jesus Is an Anarchist", Dec. 4, 2011, http://ssrn.com/abstract=1337761
Theophysics, http://theophysics.freevar.com , http://theophysics.epizy.com
Author (under a nom de plume) of "Jesus Is an Anarchist", Dec. 4, 2011, http://ssrn.com/abstract=1337761
Theophysics, http://theophysics.freevar.com , http://theophysics.epizy.com
- Jamie Michelle
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Let us join these two nutty threads in eternal matrimony:Jamie Michelle wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:19 amAs tripping with my hoe-bag is liable to upset my bitches. Their barking might wake the neighbors (as it is often during the nocturnal hours that I'm dragging around my hoe-bag). It's important that I treat my bitches and hoes right.Jamie Michelle wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:43 amAnother interesting detail about me is that I use Loctite on my screws, so that I won't have any screws loose. As that would be just plain screwy.Jamie Michelle wrote: ↑Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:12 pmHi, Ms. Delia! Thank you for this fun recording!EmpressDelia wrote: ↑Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:30 am Are you a fun sissy? How about a silly sissy? Hmmm, maybe you are a HORNY sissy?
Have you ever thought about becoming a humbled sissy?
http://eroticaudios.com/content/Delia/HumbledSissy.mp3
Listen to this audio to learn how for ms. Delia
To answer your foregoing questions, yes, I am a fun sissy! I'm a big bundle of sissy-pleasure! Yippee! And yes, I can get super-silly when I'm in my fun mood! Lord knows there's nothing sillier on this planet than a fun-loving super-silly-sissy! Woo! I'm a living Warner Bros. cartoon-character! But unfortunately the Warner Bros. executives made the decision to cut me out of their published cartoons because they thought that I was too unbelievable as a character--audiences just couldn't relate. So that bastard Bugs Bunny gets all the glory instead. Screw him! I've about had it with his crud! Oh, the stories I could tell you about him!
Teehee! Am I getting silly enough for you?! Haha!
And yes, I'm often a horny sissy! It's the manly-men who I daydream about! I loves me some good stud-loving! Oh, how much I do adore some wonderful man-love! Yay!
Also, what you refer to as "sissy-marbles" in your very nice recording--referring to a sissy-girl's little, useless testes--is what I call my outside-ovaries or my external-ovaries, as I like to analogize my anatomical homologues as being that of a genetic lady's, as many sissies like to do. Us sissy-girls like to think of our parts as being lady-parts! This just comes naturally to us sissies. It's what we do.
Now that you raise the matter, my ballsack is where I actually keep my marbles, so that I do not lose my marbles. As I hear that losing one's marbles is an event to be avoided. Hence, I keep my marbles in my ballsack, so that they will not be lost. I'm forward-thinking in that way. After all, where else ought one to keep one's marbles--of which are glass balls--than in one's ballsack?
Also, another interesting fact about me is that I keep my pistachios in my nutsack. It seems like the appropriate sack to keep them. As it would be rather insane to lose my marbles in my nutsack. Or, for that matter, to keep my nuts in my ballsack.
So as you can plainly see, Ms. Delia, the proper categorization of items into their appropriate sacks is important to me.
I'm glad that we could have this important and vital discussion, Ms. Delia. Yippee!
Pertaining to your last question above regarding being a humbled sissy: well, a genetic male admitting that they fantasize about the stud-pole and hugging and kissing beefy manly-men is a rather humiliating experience for a genetic male, all things considered. Yeah, a genetic male admitting that they daydream about big, veiny, throbbing, cum-spurting manly-man cocks running up balls-deep into their booty-hole and also slobbering all over those shafts of manly potency is a bit humbling, to say the least! It's very embarrassing for a male to admit to that, because of what is expected of us by larger society. As we are expected to have the mounting instincts, not the lordosis behavior--i.e., spreading our legs and presenting our little fag-cunnies to the actual butch males so that they can mount us; so that they can copulate with us. So for a male raised with the expectation to be a masculine-type male, that's a pretty humbling experience to come to terms with.
Oh, well. We don't get to choose our bodies. But being out of the closet nowadays is very nice to me because now I can dress in the feminine clothing that makes me feel wonderful and I can love the manly-men without having to worry about keeping it all hidden. And so just being able to live femininely feels very nice to me nowadays! Yay!
Thanks again for this recording, Ms. Delia!
Furthermore, I keep my hoes in my hoe-bag. Although I have to be careful not to trip and stumble while carrying my hoe-bag, since a hoe-bag is not actually a very practical or safe way in which to transport my hoes.
By the way, Loctite also works wonders on my nuts. Not my pistachios, but my screwing nuts. Wouldn't want those coming off!
So as we can all clearly see, both sacks and bags play an important role in my life.
* M_Cassandra, "TheDommeDepotSissySlut~M Cassandra", July 3, 2018, viewtopic.php?f=17&t=16312 .
'Tis the nutcracker season, after all. And mankind was a tough nut to cupcake. Not actually. Just the degree of nuttiness was a hard pill to swallow.
* "top secret! ballerini", Jokerfilmproduction, May 22, 2008, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSJVEb-qljA , https://megalodon.jp/2022-0101-1433-20/ ... 4vy51.webm , https://web.archive.org/web/20220101053 ... 4vy51.webm .
I wish everyone an epic new year!
Boys will be girls.
Author (under a nom de plume) of "Jesus Is an Anarchist", Dec. 4, 2011, http://ssrn.com/abstract=1337761
Theophysics, http://theophysics.freevar.com , http://theophysics.epizy.com
Author (under a nom de plume) of "Jesus Is an Anarchist", Dec. 4, 2011, http://ssrn.com/abstract=1337761
Theophysics, http://theophysics.freevar.com , http://theophysics.epizy.com