Hi, Princess Andi! The front-page of the Sissy School forum presently states that today is your birthday! If that's indeed so, then happy birthday to you!
By Aphroditus's hymeneal light! Whatever celebration could possibly announce to the stars of the celestial sphere such a grand occurrence as this?!
This presents quite the flummoxing quandary of enigmaticalness!
Though let us not panic! For the great God Pan is alive!
Through her hermaphroditic hermeneutical heuristic processes, I've got it!
An event as grand-glorious as this calls for nothing less than that epic ode of ecstatic exuberance known to all good boys and girls! That's right! This calls for going all-out with the seminal sensation known the world over as the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song by the ever-adored folk-singing superhero Mr. Stinky Wizzleteats!:
* "'Happy Happy Joy Joy' - Stinky Wizzleteats | The Ren & Stimpy Show | The Splat", The Splat (thesplattube), Nov. 16, 2015,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc . Mirror: "Happy Happy Joy Joy Stinky Wizzleteats The Ren Stimpy Show The Splat", Angel Sager ( youtube.com/channel/UCYEr7m7VZrvul0ogROOn7uw ), May 1, 2016,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZFTUtbn1RU . Mirror: "Happy Happy Joy Joy", empiempi, Jan. 27, 2007,
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12igl .
Yippee!