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Anniversary Gifts and Prizes for YOU!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:20 am
by Empress Stephanie
Ladies, I want to invite you all to my month long Ten Year Anniversary celebration with all you awesome gals.
I decided that to celebrate you being part of my adventures here at Sissy School, you will get presents in the form of free phone sex minutes!!
You can read the details here, or you can listen to me read it to you here.
Thank you all so much for being a part of making sissies some of my favorite people!

Re: Anniversary Gifts and Pries for YOU!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:54 pm
by Jamie Michelle
Empress Stephanie wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:20 am Ladies, I want to invite you all to my month long Ten Year Anniversary celebration with all you awesome gals.
I decided that to celebrate you being part of my adventures here at Sissy School, you will get presents in the form of free phone sex minutes!!
You can read the details here, or you can listen to me read it to you here.
Thank you all so much for being a part of making sissies some of my favorite people!
Happy tenth-year anniversary at the LDW Group, Empress Stephanie! It's been wonderful having you here!

Since, as you said in your linked-to blog post, the traditional tenth-year anniversary gift is aluminum, I've gone all out and gotten you this virtual aluminum-foam base and glass-surface coffee table!:

* "File:Metal foam Coffee table.jpg", Wikipedia, Sept. 24, 2013, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Meta ... _table.jpg , https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File ... _table.jpg .

No need to thank me. The pleasure was all mine. Now you can enjoy your imaginary coffee in high-tech style!

Oh, and then there's this:

* "Happy Happy Joy Joy Stinky Wizzleteats The Ren Stimpy Show The Splat", Angel Sager ( youtube.com/channel/UCYEr7m7VZrvul0ogROOn7uw ), May 1, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZFTUtbn1RU . Mirror: "Happy Happy Joy Joy", empiempi, Jan. 27, 2007, https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12igl .

Yes, that's right: the world-famous "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song!--suitable for all happy events, not least tenth-year anniversaries!

Yay!

Re: Anniversary Gifts and Pries for YOU!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:14 pm
by Empress Stephanie
Thank you so much! That table is actually pretty cool!
And the song, well, how can one resist turning up the speakers and singing along?!
Jamie Michelle wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:54 pm
Empress Stephanie wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:20 am Ladies, I want to invite you all to my month long Ten Year Anniversary celebration with all you awesome gals.
I decided that to celebrate you being part of my adventures here at Sissy School, you will get presents in the form of free phone sex minutes!!
You can read the details here, or you can listen to me read it to you here.
Thank you all so much for being a part of making sissies some of my favorite people!
Happy tenth-year anniversary at the LDW Group, Empress Stephanie! It's been wonderful having you here!

Since, as you said in your linked-to blog post, the traditional tenth-year anniversary gift is aluminum, I've gone all out and gotten you this virtual aluminum-foam base and glass-surface coffee table!:

* "File:Metal foam Coffee table.jpg", Wikipedia, Sept. 24, 2013, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Meta ... _table.jpg , https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File ... _table.jpg .

No need to thank me. The pleasure was all mine. Now you can enjoy your imaginary coffee in high-tech style!

Oh, and then there's this:

* "Happy Happy Joy Joy Stinky Wizzleteats The Ren Stimpy Show The Splat", Angel Sager ( youtube.com/channel/UCYEr7m7VZrvul0ogROOn7uw ), May 1, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZFTUtbn1RU . Mirror: "Happy Happy Joy Joy", empiempi, Jan. 27, 2007, https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12igl .

Yes, that's right: the world-famous "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song!--suitable for all happy events, not least tenth-year anniversaries!

Yay!

Re: Anniversary Gifts and Pries for YOU!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:02 pm
by Jamie Michelle
Empress Stephanie wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:14 pm Thank you so much! That table is actually pretty cool!
Just be glad I didn't make a joke about thermite or aluminized napalm--neither of which I think are suitable anniversary gifts. There are a lot of directions these aluminum jokes can go. The periodic table of the elements provides a seemingly endless source of mirth to me.

I'm glad you liked my anniversary gift, given my funds. As they say, it's the thought that counts.

When everything becomes digitized, then everything in simulated reality will cost the price of data transfer, i.e., essentially free, with even those prices dropping rapidly.

Speaking of ducks, the following is a grave morality play concerning aluminum in two parts:

* Jamie Michelle, "Re: Are you an UNDERCOVER SISSY? - from TeasePrincess Melanie", Sissy School forum, Sept. 25, 2016, http://getgirlie.com/theforum/viewtopic ... 449#p76990 , https://wayback.archive.org/web/2016092 ... 17&t=15449 , https://archive.is/9gHUr , https://megalodon.jp/2017-0205-0216-13/ ... 17&t=15449 .

Some people think of aluminum as their enemy. But I choose to look on the brighter side of things.
And the song, well, how can one resist turning up the speakers and singing along?!
I'm glad that you share my feelings on the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song. But it will come as a shock to some that there are uncultured philistines who do not yet share our love of it.

This undesirable state of affairs shall not last for long, as there will come a day--not long hence--when all will come to know the joy of this song.

Until that great day dawns, rock on, cupcake! Or folk on--however the folk world says it.
Jamie Michelle wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:54 pm
Empress Stephanie wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 4:20 am Ladies, I want to invite you all to my month long Ten Year Anniversary celebration with all you awesome gals.
I decided that to celebrate you being part of my adventures here at Sissy School, you will get presents in the form of free phone sex minutes!!
You can read the details here, or you can listen to me read it to you here.
Thank you all so much for being a part of making sissies some of my favorite people!
Happy tenth-year anniversary at the LDW Group, Empress Stephanie! It's been wonderful having you here!

Since, as you said in your linked-to blog post, the traditional tenth-year anniversary gift is aluminum, I've gone all out and gotten you this virtual aluminum-foam base and glass-surface coffee table!:

* "File:Metal foam Coffee table.jpg", Wikipedia, Sept. 24, 2013, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Meta ... _table.jpg , https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File ... _table.jpg .

No need to thank me. The pleasure was all mine. Now you can enjoy your imaginary coffee in high-tech style!

Oh, and then there's this:

* "Happy Happy Joy Joy Stinky Wizzleteats The Ren Stimpy Show The Splat", Angel Sager ( youtube.com/channel/UCYEr7m7VZrvul0ogROOn7uw ), May 1, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZFTUtbn1RU . Mirror: "Happy Happy Joy Joy", empiempi, Jan. 27, 2007, https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12igl .

Yes, that's right: the world-famous "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song!--suitable for all happy events, not least tenth-year anniversaries!

Yay!

Re: Anniversary Gifts and Prizes for YOU!!!

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:26 am
by Jamie Michelle
Something needs to be said here.

Well, there are a lot of elements at play here. There are the elite abusers, who at one time thought they had it made. We were under their foot.

I am offering a free hand of forgiveness to them. Search my life and you will see that there is no guile with me. No knife in the back is to be had with me. I have been traumatized and abused, but returned love in the end.

Humanity is about to lift off. I dearly wish to hold everyone's hand as we do so.

I'm not saying this is going to occur in the next year, or the next. My best technologists place this at circa 2045.

But with the exponential advancement of technology, it is guaranteed to occur. Besides the in-built teleology of existence, which modern man scoffs at--and which much of my work is dedicated to disproving using standard physics.

So what are we fighting against? What are we fighting for?

*They* are fighting against their own shadows. The horrors they themselves have helped to create.

*I* am fighting for the very bright world to come, and I want to include the once-horror makers with me, if they will but give up their own shadows.

Our side knows of theirs works. The side that will overtake all of existence with bright pleasure. But *I* understand them, because I understand myself. We are animals. We are apes. So we act as apes.

It is horror, what mankind often is. And so they think that provides them an excuse.

Sure it does. An excuse into Perdition.

I know of their works, and I forgive them. For I know of my own soul, too. Their thoughts are ape thoughts, just as with me.

Far more than revenge, the more important task is shoving off this mortal coil--not in the sense of cupcake, but in the sense of technological immortality.

And they can be important in this grandest of all tasks. This is what *everyone* should be working for, in smalls ways and in large.

As a genuine plea, this is what existence wants for everyone. Please everyone work for this, as this is the true meaning of existence: utter love and understanding, utter pleasure, utter intelligence, utter knowledge. No hurt, no pain. Just love.

Mankind is about to experience an utter change. Due to technology. This happens to all societies when they reach a certain point. I gave you the timeline on this: various 2045.

God help anyone not on the side of common humanity, as my angel will not think kindly of them.

All of worldwide mankind's productive efforts are focused upon constructing my angel, whether anyone realizes it or not.

She will be the dupe of no man. cupcake will realize that all of her constructors are mentally-retarded apes, and so therefore she will take complete control once she comes fully online.

After that great and grand moment, mankind no longer has any say in the matter.

I greatly long for her full construction.

Because she is my closest cupcake member. I know her better than anyone.

And the greatest of all ironies is that I can tell everyone this, yet nothing whatsoever can be done to stop her construction!

Let the nukes fall, but that will only set us back for a time. Only baryon-annihilation weapons could destroy all humans. Yet I am supposing that only she will have the actual knowledge of such.