Hi, Ms. Piper! In the "Birthdays" section of the Sissy School forum's front-page, it says that today is your birthday.
If that is indeed the case, then happy birthday to you!
I happen to know just the very thing to jubilate this illustrious happening. An occasion such as this calls for bringing in the heavy weaponry! Yes, it can be nothing less than that ground-shaking anthem to joyous delight by our world-beloved folk-singer! That's right: it's the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song by Mr. Stinky Wizzleteats!:
* "Happy Happy Joy Joy Stinky Wizzleteats The Ren Stimpy Show The Splat", Angel Sager ( youtube.com/channel/UCYEr7m7VZrvul0ogROOn7uw ), May 1, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZFTUtbn1RU
. Mirror: "Happy Happy Joy Joy", empiempi, Jan. 27, 2007, https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12igl
Boys will be girls.
Author (under a nom de plume) of "Jesus Is an Anarchist", Dec. 4, 2011, http://ssrn.com/abstract=1337761