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here is an audio about being a sissy versus a man.....I know you are all sissy girls but you should enjoy this

http://eroticaudios.com/content/Constan ... yvsman.mp3
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EmpressConstance wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:10 pm here is an audio about being a sissy versus a man.....I know you are all sissy girls but you should enjoy this

http://eroticaudios.com/content/Constan ... yvsman.mp3
Thank you so much, Empress Constance, for this delightfully sexy "sissy vs Man" comparison list!

Over 12 years ago I also made a similar list. Viz.:

* Jamie Michelle, "Re: sissies and 'Real men' compared?", Dec. 16, 2006, viewtopic.php?f=4&t=4821#p25966 .

Here it is:
Jamie Michelle wrote: Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:25 pm
sissyslavejamie wrote:While reading different forums and stories on the internet, i often hear, "...sissy, not a real man" etc. Has there been any forum comparing the two?
Thank Y/you!

sissy slave jamie
I know of no forum anywhere dedicated to the subject, but below is a little list that I thought of after I read your question.

My below list is composed of a lot of generalizations, so each item on the list may not be strictly true, but when you add them all up ...

The items on the list are in no particular order, but they are numbered simply for reference and to better distinguish seperate items.

1. A real man stands to cupcake. A sissy sits to cupcake like a girl--and wipes afterwards.

2. A real man doesn't dot his lowercase Is and Js with hearts.

3. A real man doesn't have limp wrists that flail all over the place.

4. If a real man breaks a nail, it's not because they were long.

5. A real man knows how to throw a ball. A sissy also knows how to throw a ball, but it involves dancing.

6. A real man hates to be embarrassed, particularly on matters concerning the status of his masculinity. Whereas a sissy craves humiliation, particularly on matters concerning her lack of masculinity.

7. A real man doesn't pronounce the word "sissy" like "thithy."

8. When a real man walks, he doesn't sway his hips back and forth while taking little, mincing steps. Nor are his wrists limp.

9. A real man does not have a "dildo collection."

10. When a real man puts his hands on his hips, they are not put high on his hips with his hands turned upside down and his elbows back.

11. A real man isn't bothered by the hair on his body.

12. A real man doesn't daydream about his wedding day, with himself in a white bridal gown.

13. If a real man smokes cigarettes, they are not 120s.

14. A real man does not enjoy the flavor of semen.

15. A real man doesn't wear panties.

16. A real man doesn't have a ton of shoes, all of them women's.

17. If a real man smokes cigarettes, he doesn't keep his pack in a little cigarette purset. Especially not a pink one.

18. A real man doesn't believe the old wives' tale that semen is good for moisturizing his face.

19. A real man does not have an alternate "girl's name."

20. A real man does not enjoy having a penis in his rectum.

21. A real man would not like to have a career as a coiffeuse.

22. A real man doesn't have a subscription to Playgirl magazine.

23. A real man does not refer to his anus and rectum as his "boy-pussy."

24. When a real man speaks, he does not worry about whether his voice is "too deep."

25. A real man does not ask for directions. Whereas a sissy wants to be under someone's direction.

26. A real man does not have a Barbie screensaver.

27. A real man does not own a purse, of which he carries on his shoulder whenever he goes out.

28. A real man does not refer to his mouth as a "cock-holster."

29. A real man does not own a ton of nail polish. In fact, he owns none.

30. When a real man leaves home, he does not take with him a 4 oz. tube of K-Y Jelly, just in case he "gets lucky" and might need it. He especially does not carry it in his purse.

31. The color of a real man's toothbrush is not pink.

32. A real man does not read romance novels. Especially not ones from Harlequin.

33. A real man does not yearningly daydream about big, hard, throbbing, veiny penises ejaculating huge jets of thick semen. Especially not if said semen is directed at him.

34. Out of a list of a real man's favorite songs, one of them is not "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper.

35. A real man does not have a Barbie poster on his bedroom wall.

36. A real man does not own any Barbie dolls.

37. A real man does't own a Disney Princess calendar.

38. A real man does not have a subcription to Cosmopolitan magazine.

39. A real man's favorite color is not pink.

40. A real man doesn't daydream about his wedding night, wherein he's wearing nothing but white stockings, a garter belt, a leg garter, high heel sandals, and a bridal veil as his studly husband makes him feel like the woman he's always dreamed of being.

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Well, that's what I've come up with so far. I could go on, but that will do for now.
Boys will be girls.

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thank you for sharing this with everyone jamie :)
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EmpressConstance wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:14 am thank you for sharing this with everyone jamie :)
You're welcome, Empress Constance! I hope people enjoy my list!
Boys will be girls.

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