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Did you know that condoms can expire? It's true! They come with a printed date on the packaging, and after that date, they're less effective at preventing the spread of STDs and cupcake. So what do you do with an expired condom? You put it in the sex toy box! That's right, use expired condoms to make cleaning up your sex toys a breeze. Just cupcake off the condom, toss it in the trash, and maybe give your toy a quick rinse for any lube seepage or incidental mess.

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So in otherwords you can have safe sex with yourself, and then clean up afterward... faster. I suppose that's perfect for self anal play, too.
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Perfection! Yes, play with yourself, safely!

It also lets you use a lube that's not compatible with your toys without worrying that you'll damage the toy. It's a win/win/win!
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Ms. Harper wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 4:32 pm Perfection! Yes, play with yourself, safely!

It also lets you use a lube that's not compatible with your toys without worrying that you'll damage the toy. It's a win/win/win!
I suppose it would also prevent allergic reactions to toys, for instance if you didn't know you were allergic to something. I had an allergic reaction to a toy once.... it was not fun. :lol:
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OMG, some toys are a lot of fun to play with, but if they're made with PVC or other less than body safe materials, they can cause all sorts of problems!

The entire Doc Johnson line is right out for me, I react to what they're made of and get all.... itchy. I had one before it finally died all the way that I'd use expired condoms on to make it safe for me.

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Ms. Harper wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 9:29 pm OMG, some toys are a lot of fun to play with, but if they're made with PVC or other less than body safe materials, they can cause all sorts of problems!

The entire Doc Johnson line is right out for me, I react to what they're made of and get all.... itchy. I had one before it finally died all the way that I'd use expired condoms on to make it safe for me.

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Yes. I had a pvc toy and didn't know, and that's how I found out I was allergic. My kitty was not happy with me... for about a half hour lol.
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Fantastic Advice, Ms Harper! What a great PSA, everyone check those dates today!
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EmpressConstance wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2023 3:56 pm Jamie Michelle Please remvoe this comment and the other one like it

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