Worried about going gay?

[Ms. Harper]

Don't worry! my strapon won't turn you gay!

http://eroticaudios.com/content/Harper/Harper_StraponCuckold.mp3

my lover, however, has a great big cock, and he might cause some shifting in your sense of self...

xoxo
Harper

[Jamie Michelle]

Don't worry! my strapon won't turn you gay!

http://eroticaudios.com/content/Harper/Harper_StraponCuckold.mp3

my lover, however, has a great big cock, and he might cause some shifting in your sense of self...

xoxo
Harper

Oh no, Ms. Harper! I done screwed-up and listened to your above recording and it done did turn me gay! Oh, the humanity! Me oh, my oh!

Heavens to Betsy! Whatever am I to do?! How shall I ever explain this to my husband?! I am so embarrassed!

Now I shall have to sue you in a court of law for turning me gay! Nay, even in a quart of coleslaw, which is even tastier than a court of law! Yummy!

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Teehee, Ms. Harper! Thank you so much for this fun erotic recording!

Yippee!

[Ms. Harper]

oh dear, not the gay!

[Jamie Michelle]

oh dear, not the gay!

Indeed not! Heaven forfend! Wees don't be takin' kindly to thems thar faggotry stuff around these parts. Yous best just be moseying along with your queerbo pursuits, little missy!

Ha!

Thanks again for your girlie-fun audio, Ms. Harper!

Yay!

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* "Beers, Steers & Queers", Revolting Cocks - Topic ( youtube.com/channel/UCwNwd7Kj2bhIon7ZvXj-cVQ ), Nov. 7, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GPBbIFQuI0 . Mirror: id., Nov. 8, 2014, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-ukDpjb9o . Mirror: id., May 19, 2015, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAO8yuByozA .

[gemsissy]

Don't worry! my strapon won't turn you gay!

http://eroticaudios.com/content/Harper/Harper_StraponCuckold.mp3

my lover, however, has a great big cock, and he might cause some shifting in your sense of self...

xoxo
Harper

I think I need to risk it.